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		<title>1000 Things that Scare the Shit out of Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 22:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not everyone can be Chuck Norris and have no fear. We&#8217;ve all got little secrets that keep us awake at night, peering through a crack in the covers into the shadows  of the closet, hoping that something on your list doesn&#8217;t come dancing out at you. These are a few things in my scaredy-closet. Giant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1000 Things to do with my life.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 05:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuck if you&#8217;re looking for someone with no direction, I&#8217;m it. So instead I&#8217;ve set a few modest goals that I could complete in order to consider my life a success: Paint a room-sized canvas Eat a turducken Tackle a yoga instructor at work Talk in ass with Jim Carrey Befriend a vicious wild animal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1000 Quotes to Live By:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 07:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the years I have grown a list of quotes that I either live by, or just think that someone should live by. Literally grown. There&#8217;s a bulbous lump the size of a toothbrush and the texture of an orange peel on the inside of my thigh. It chafes. This is the best of. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1000 Awesome Things</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I decided to counterract the comical pessimism (or Juvenalian satire for you linguists) with this here List of 1000 Awesome Things. I must admit that I feel quite uncomfortable with this conformity to the norm, but know this: the interesting thing I noticed in writing the Shitty things and Awesome things is that I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1000 Shitty Things</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my response to reading the website for the upcoming book: “1000 Awesome Things” which you can locate here: http://1000awesomethings.com/ Well I have something to say to you, Mr. Author whoever the hell you are. There is NO need for your optimism here. People don’t need your sunshine smeared across their upper lip. Now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1000 Ugly words</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:27:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok so this is day one of my “blog”. can I mention that I think BLOG is a REALLY ugly word? thus I will file it under my list of ugly words: snack blog scaffold stye lollies/lolly succulent pasture bile bowel mucus ward malt lard puss ooze sucrose curd custard george bush Crisps Donated: Crispy [...]]]></description>
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